Today's Dilbert is nice:

Boss:
"Ted, I don't know how to say this.
We need to lean up the process improvement process so I have to smartsize one resource."
Ted:
"Wow. Usually, it's just a figure of speech when people say 'I don't know how to say this.'"

And unfortunately this is not uncommon in the real world. Sometimes, announcements, statements, reports etc are full of meaningless buzz words, which have to be used. But asked, what it actually means, people seldomly have a straight answer. Anyway, since I have had my daily dose of Dilbert, I will go home and pack my stuff. If I just knew, whether I will stay or go in May...