Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Bielefeld! I am coming!

Just three days left until I will be back to my home town. I am so much looking forward to it. Admittedly, I also look forward to the two and a half days in Frankfurt. I really need to get out of this village. Sometimes I feel like being a kindergarten being surrounded by some childishly behaving people. Anyway, I believe the short break will bring everything back into the right perspective.

Monday, May 30, 2005

Welche Reaktion ist richtig?

Angenommen (völlig losgelöst von irgendwelchen realen Situationen...) die Freundin oder um es noch komplizierter zu machen eine offensichtlich angetrunkene "gute Bekannte" eines Freundes baggert einen an. Wie sollte man regieren?

1) "Angebot" annehmen?

2) Freund erzählen?

ad 1) Nein. So was macht man nicht.[1]
ad 2) Hm.

1) Man erzählt es nicht

a) Freund meint es nicht ernst

i) Sie tut es wieder

(1) Es wird entdeckt – MIST, Freundschaft in Gefahr

(2) Es wird nicht entdeckt – MIST

ii) Sie tut es nicht wieder – irgendwie okay

b) Freund meint es nicht ernst

i) Sie tut es wieder

(1) Es wird entdeckt – okay, Freundschaft in Gefahr

(2) Es wird nicht entdeckt – irgendwie okay

ii) Sie tut es nicht wieder – irgendwie okay

2) Man erzählt nicht

a) Freund meint es nicht ernst

i) Er spricht mit ihr – kleinere Beziehungskrise

ii) Er spricht nicht mit ihr – psychologisch schlecht

b) Freund meint es ernst

i) Er spricht mit ihr

(1) Beziehungskrise

(2) Trennung

ii) Er spricht nicht mit ihr

(1) Sie tut es wieder

(a) Es wird entdeckt – okay, Freundschaft nicht in Gefahr

(i) Beziehungskrise

(ii) Trennung

(b) Es wird nicht entdeckt – irgendwie okay, aber Beziehung hat einen Knacks

(2) Sie tut es nicht wieder – irgendwie okay, aber Beziehung hat einen Knacks

So, und nun muss ich eigentlich nur „Kosten“ und Eintrittswahrscheinlichkeiten zuordnen und dann die Optionen mit den geringsten erwarteten „Kosten“ wählen. Dummerweise ist das reale Leben nicht so einfach wie das Modell.

Ich rede mir im Moment ein, dass ich alles missverstanden habe… Oh, hatte wohl doch einen realen Bezug…[2]




[1] Insbesondere wenn man nichts von der Person will, und sie nicht besonders attraktiv findet.

[2] Dumm nur, dass ich noch ziemlich nüchtern war…

Cheap Weekend

That was an astonishingly cheap weekend!

Although I had dinner every day, I went out etc., I just spend merely 40.000 UGX for drinks.
So, it obviously pays off to drink water instead of drinks every now and then and being invited for drinks instead of inviting. It goes without saying that it is still obscene if I compare what I spend when I go out with the average Ugandan salary.

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Short home leave

I am honestly looking forward to be able to take a break from this kindergarten here. I need some normal people around me for at least one weekend. It is not a general complaint but I just need a break from some things into which others want to get me involved. I hope that things will be sorted before I come back. Hm, just remebered that others will also leave the country for vacation/business trips. Hm, so I guess my hopes are futile and I have to rely on time and others.

Star Wars – Episode III Revenge of the Sith

Nice movie. Even if some cineastes might not be happy with the movie, I would strongly suggest to watch it IF you are interested in knowing how the whole story begins. Honestly, I had not really the full picture in mind when I saw the Episodes I and II. Okay thanks to wikipedia I could read about it, however, Episode III did a better job. I would now voluntarily watch Episode IV to VI.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

New Music Purchases

Coldplay - Speed of Sound (live)
A must. First I did not like it but after almost one hour of listening to Coldplay this morning while I was running, I like it.

Gwen Stefanie - Love.Angel.Music.Baby
I saw her video on DSTV and I like No Doubt. Hm, But her album is not that cool... I prefer "Don't speak" and thelike.

I am now looking forward to Coldplay's complete new album. Thanks to iTunes, I will get it as soon as it is released.

Friday, May 27, 2005

My Grandmother would agree with M7

When I read today's article titled "Borrowing is a sin - Museveni", I immediately thought about two other people who would agree. One is my grandmother who could not understand that I borrow money to pay my tuition and the second one was the "Head of..." from London whom I met during my time in investment banking. My task was to solve wrong booking on certain accounts whose resolutions had been pending (sometimes for years). So, once I needed his advise on what to do with a case. I needed the account details for the counter account. However, all he said was to debit the account. I agreed partly because - as you all know - you always need two accounts: One to credit and one to credit. Well, fortunately I had this in writing and my colleagues in Frankfurt got a kick out of his miserable accounting knowledge.

Anyway, he would probably also agree with M7/Deuteronomy 28:12 if you take it literally. Undoubtedly if you take it literally it would not be possible that all countries lent money. If you take a more abstract point of view, I would agree, too. If is always better to give than to take.





Today's article in The New Vision

"Borrowing is a sin – Museveni

UGANDA is devaluing itself by borrowing, President Yoweri Museveni has said.

“You can see that when our country borrows, we are committing a sin. We are devaluing ourselves,” Museveni said.
He said, “When you hear a country borrowing instead of lending, it’s a devalued country.”

He quoted deuteronomy 28:12, which says, “You shall lend to many nations, but you shall not borrow.”

Museveni was addressing hundreds of born again christians at Rubaga Miracle Centre Cathedral on Wednesday.

He said a borrower shall be a servant to the lender and urged Christians to “make sure that we engage in production and that we make our country a country of lenders not of borrowers.”

The Christians shouted “Amen” every time the President quoted verses from his Bible to emphasise his points.

Museveni emphasised the value of good health, education, spirituality, production and employment. He urged the Church to care about both spiritual and material needs. “We must minister to the body and spirit and mind,” he said.

The Cathedral’s senior Pastor, Robert Kayanja, proposed that an account be opened up for Ugandans to raise funds for the country.

Dr. Robb Thomson of Family harvest Church in the US, said Ugandans must stop looking at the president as the answer to everything.


By Joyce Namutebi
Published on: Friday, 27th May, 2005 in The New Vision

Thursday, May 26, 2005

Donors fear M7 - so, do they?

If I was a mean minister in a developed country and if I read this article, I would probably close the door (for diplomatic reasons) and then I would start laughing... Since I am fortunately not in that position, I leave my door open an smile and wonder.

Currently, there is a board member from KfW (the German development bank) in Kampala. What might he think, if he reads this article while having breakfast? Anyway, whatever he may think, he would probably not mention it during official meetings.

I bet that there will be other articles in the papers the following days, which will put the statements into another context as it happened before.

Admittedly, M7 is right. During the colonial times, the western countries benefitted significantly from the colonies. However, one may also ask the question - and I am aware of the inappropriateness of it - whether this implies unlimited financial and technical support. And one should at least be allowed to ask for a distinction between the "western countries".

I have heart that many expatriates plan to be out of the country during the referendum. I will be here experiencing everything first hand.




Donors fear me, says Museveni

ENTEBBE — The sustained donor attacks on the Movement government are not out of concern over corruption or opening up political space, but are largely prompted by strong fear that Mr Museveni (right) would expose their ill intentions in Africa, the President has said.

Mr Museveni, who was on Tuesday addressing members of the Pan Africa Movement at Botanical Imperial Hotel in Entebbe, said the attacks are not prompted by the proposed Constitution amendment to remove presidential term limits.

“I told Mr Bush [president USA] and Tony Blair [Prime Minister of Britain] that we [Africans] are the donors; the ones you call donors are partial returners of what they had taken,” he said.

“The bad reports these people are writing attacking us are not because of anything but they fear that that man [Museveni] will wake the people up.”
“The problem with those people is not the third term or fighting corruption or multipartism, the songs they keep singing here...the problem is that they want to keep us there without growing,” Museveni said.

“When you tell me about donors I just go to sleep,” Museveni added, sending the participants into laughter.
The president belaboured a lengthy explanation of how the donor countries have used subsidies and protectionist policies to suffocate African economies. He said instead African countries have donated jobs to the west.

He made reference to China’s development in spite of being a communist country.
“I met the Chinese president and he told me that if some countries were trying to dominate China, ......... what about us the small ones?” he said. Museveni added: “China is a communist country but it has attracted huge investments so the problem is not these songs (about political parties) people keep singing here.”

Citing the example of cotton exports, Museveni said developed countries have been forced to bow to pressure and waive taxes on processed cotton.
Museveni said Uganda has lost its sovereignty “to foreign groups which come and keep telling us to do this and that.”

“I am not aware of any African country which is sovereign; they are all dependant on western countries,” he added. Museveni’s government has come under intense criticism from the donor community over the way it is handling the political transition process and the proposed lifting of presidential term limits to allow Museveni seek a third term in 2006. Donors fund half of Uganda’s annual budget. The British government withheld Shs17 billion in aid in March, saying the government was not doing enough towards establishing a level playing field for political parties.

The Irish government followed by threatening to hold back Shs4 billion aid. And recently a World Bank-commissioned report also recommended aid cuts to Uganda over the next three years, arguing that recent political developments have jeopardized the country’s development agenda.

The Pan Africanists who were discussing the fast-tracking of the East African Federation, were debating whether Uganda would lose her sovereignty to Kenya and Tanzania.
“The sovereignty you are talking about is already surrendered to foreigners,” Museveni said.

“But you cannot lose any sovereignty to any African brothers; we all have competitive advantages and within East Africa we cannot compete, we can only complement.” The meeting, facilitated by Statistics Professor Sam Turya-Muhika identified lack of political will, mutual suspicion and fear of losing sovereignty as some of the major obstacles to the East African Federation.

SOURCE: The Monitor, 26th May 2005 by Frank Nyakairu.

My Top 11 Favourite Restaurants in Kampala

  1. Le Chateau
  2. Mamba Point
  3. Emin Pasha
  4. Restaurant Italia
  5. Le Petit Paris
  6. Caffe Roma
  7. Crocodile
  8. Fang Fang
  9. The Indian Restaurant on the roof top of Garden City
  10. La Fountaine
  11. Mamma Mia

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Einfach unmenschlich

http://www.spiegel.de/panorama/0,1518,357502,00.html

Wenn ich Richter wäre...
Einsperren - so lange wie möglich. Wenn möglich zwei Wochen in Luzira... Dann hätten sie hoffentlich dasselbe Leid erfahren wie das mehr als bemitleidenswerte Opfer. Solche Unmenschlichkeit darf meiner Meinung nach nicht vor einer gleichwertigen Strafe schützen.

Ich bin mir bewußt, daß ich mich nun auf moralische Werte berufe und daß damit jegliches Verhältnismaß subjektiv wird. Aber so eine grausame, unmenschliche Tat muß einfach für alle Täter ein drastisches Strafmaß nach sich ziehen.

Ich fühle mit dem Opfer. Oh mein Gott. Was für unmenschliche, unvorstellbare Qualen muß der junge Mann erlitten haben. Ich bin ernsthaft kurz davor, mich zu übergeben, wenn ich mir versuche vorzustellen, was er durchlitten haben muß. Wie können diese Bestien ihm das nur zugetan haben. Wie kann ein anderer Mensch solchen brutalen Vergewaltigungen zusehen, ohne einzuschreiten. Das kann ich nicht begreifen.

Wie kann das zugelassen werden? Wieso?

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

UGANDA: More children sleeping on the streets in the north - UNICEF

Those are messages which make me angry. Very angry. Why does the international community of peace loving countries (i.e. not the axis of the evils but those who fight for oil etc...) not invade the north and kill these stupid assholes of fighters of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA) and thus provide the basis for a (more) peaceful childhood?

I would so much like to walk in there and solve that problem on my own. But honestly, I am just another coward. I had been postponing my trip to Gulu for months now because I fear to see the night commuters being helpless not knowing what to do.

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KAMPALA, 24 May (IRIN) - Renewed fighting, killings and abductions by rebels in northern Uganda has forced 10,000 more children to spend their nights on the streets of major towns in the region, the UN Children's Fund (UNICEF) said in a report.

The agency said the new "night commuters" - the name for the children who trek nightly to the relative safety of urban centres because of the threat of attacks and abductions by rebelf of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA) - joined another 30,000 who already had been sleeping on the streets, under shop verandas and in bus parks.

"Figures for late April stand at approximately 40,000 night commuters in total, up from about 30,000 in the previous month, owing to renewed LRA attacks, killings and abductions in the region," the report, issued on 18 May, stated.

According to UNICEF estimates, more than 20,000 children were abducted between 1986 and December 2004, and half of them had been taken captive since June 2002. Many of the children were forced into combat and sexual slavery.

Last year, some 3,500 former abductees passed through civilian reception centres in the affected districts. The number of children killed, conceived or born in LRA captivity, however, remains unknown.

"A political deadlock and intensified LRA attacks in recent weeks following the expiry of a ceasefire have contributed significantly to the high numbers of internally displaced persons," the report explained.

In December, the mediators attempted to bring together Ugandan officials and the LRA to seek a peaceful end to the war, which has displaced over 1.4 million people and forced them to live in more than 200 camps scattered across eight conflict-affected districts, namely Gulu, Kitgum, Pader, Lira, Apac, Soroti, Katakwi and Kaberamaido.

Last-minute hitches prevented the signing of a draft ceasefire, and the government instead resumed military operations against the insurgents.

On Friday, the army claimed it had killed a senior LRA commander who was a member of the rebel team that met government representatives in a bid to start peace talks.

UNICEF decried the fact that children and women in northern Uganda had continued to endure the harsh consequences of a 19-year conflict that has pitted LRA rebels against the Uganda People's Defence Forces, the government army.

"The child-centric conflict has wrought unprecedented violence, uncertainty and poverty to a region once famed as Uganda's 'food basket', wrecking havoc and depriving the local population, mostly children and women, of their rights to access basic healthcare, safe water, education, protection and shelter," the agency said.

The report said nearly a quarter (23 percent) of primary-school age children were out of school, while half (50 percent to 60 percent) of the student body at primary schools in Gulu, Kitgum, Pader, Lira and Apac districts were still displaced.

In recent months, UNICEF added, some 77 cases of cholera were recorded in the huge internally displaced persons (IDP) camp of Pabbo and the neighbouring Gengari and Parabongo camps. Despite the progress that has been made to provide access to safe water, about one-half of the IDPs in the affected districts have access to less than five litres per person per day.

The shadowy LRA began fighting ostensibly to replace the government of President Yoweri Museveni with an administration based on the Biblical Ten Commandments, but not much else is known about the insurgency, as it rarely makes public statements.

The group has been widely accused of abducting thousands of young boys and girls for recruitment into its ranks or to be turned into "wives" for LRA commanders. LRA fighters have often carried out attacks in several eastern districts as well.
[ENDS]

Conning Sunday Vision Reporters?

I almost forgot this. I think, one should sue some Sunday Vision reporters for conning/blackmailing. How can it be legal or according to the work ethical standards if reporters run around pretending to be traffic police fining drivers etc.?

This must be illegal even in this part of the world. Furthermore, it was just not necessary to commit this (probably) punishable act. By mere observation and personal experience the reporters could write their story. But no, instead of purely reporting facts based on observations, they followed their "new investigative approach", which started some weeks ago. Please have in mind last week’s ridiculous story of how lesbians “convert” innocent and godly young girls to homosexuals.
I wonder whether that is even remotely in line with their ethical standards.


The summarising article as published in The Sunday Vision from Sunday, 22nd May 2005:

Sunday Vision exposes traffic bribery

By Vision reporter

"UGANDAN drivers are helping the Police to stay on top of the corruption charts.
Following the recent National Service Delivery Survey 2004 that named the Police as the most corrupt government department three Sunday Vision reporters went to work as traffic police officers for two days.

The investigation uncovered an intricate web of bribery involving drivers offering unsolicited bribes and police officers demanding them outright. Some of the methods used involve a driver or groups of drivers working on a particular stage, plying a specific route or operating under a particular organisation making monthly deposits to a particular officer or group of officers.

Some breakdown service operators usually stationed near police stations also work as middlemen channelling bribes from the offending drivers to the traffic officers. There are also after-work meetings between drivers and police officers, usually in drinking places."

Yellow Taxis pay me!

This morning I have been still astonished about my toughness. Usually I am very forgiving with the Ugandans. However, the base staff of the Yellow Taxi service really pisses me off. Therefore, I decided to teach them a lesson. Instead of me being charged, I charged them for letting me wait for about circa 45 minutes.

It was no surprise for them for I called them several times before inquiring about the arrival of the cab. And of course I informed them about the consequences this time because they had not proposed a solution. Initially I wanted to charge them according to my daily rate – since I did not want to disclose it, I lowered it significantly to their own 200 UGX/min day time waiting charge.

Wasted waiting time: 45 minutes
Waiting
charge (day time): 200 UGX/min
Distance charge: 2750 UGX
My amount due: 2750 UGX
Their amount dues: 9000 UGX
Balance: 6250 UGX

I did not want to spend more time than necessary in the taxi, therefore, I accepted 6000 UGX only… The face of the driver was priceless! I am now really looking forward to calling them again.

But come on, this is not the first time their base messed things up. They forget calls; do not inform customers etc. and all under the umbrella of “Excellent Customer Service”[1]. Even my visits to their headquarters caused no significant change in their attitude – except that they now immediately know my name, phone number.[2]





[1] See their brochure.

[2] However, since it took them more than one year, so I do not really consider that an improved customer oriented approach.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Where I have been before.



create your own visited country map

Apparently, there are still some countries to be visited... A reason to stay in this business...

British Influence strikes through!

Finally, I am under more British influence as I had expected when I came to Uganda.

This means that I learn such wonderfully phrased expressions like “I would like to place an order please.” instead of the ordinary American “Can I get …, please.” Or more useful ones like “I feel a bit under the weather” and the British influence made even inroads into my social life, I am now being referred to as a “brick shithouse”[1].

Furthermore, today I had some sandwiches for lunch. They were very British like those I used to have in London: delicious but over priced :->

Well, you never know, maybe I will even start to understand[2] Cricket…

[1] Which is euphemism, I admit, because at leat two parts of its definition are not fulfilled: “A very big person, normally male who is as broad as he is tall yet carries very little fat. Not the sort of person you would willingly upset.” I am overweight though I am fat by definition and I am not tall at all. However, it is still nicer than being called “ugly, chubby dork”.

[2] I do not dare to write “to play”.

Goat Races!!!

Finally, I know the date of that magnificent event: Saturday, 3rd September 2005. Thus, I will have to change my flight date back to Germany (again)... But who cares, it is nothing less than the Royal Ascot Goat Races I am looking forward to the event!

Sunday, May 22, 2005

My Sister in Uganda???



My mother thought that this would be my sister. At first sight one might really think so. What do you think?

Wahlergebnis in NRW

Damit hatte ich nicht gerechnet. Dass die CDU als so klare Gewinnerin aus der Landtagswahl in Nordrhein-Westfalen heraus kommen würde, ist für mich schon eine Überraschung. Noch viel mehr überrascht mich jedoch der Vorstoß der SPD im Herbst eine vorgezogene Bundestagswahl zu haben.

Die Frage ist nun, ob sich die CDU/CSU auf einen mehrheitsfähigen Kanzlerkandidaten einigen kann. Ich bezweifele, ob eine CDU/CSU Regierung die unangenehmen Entscheidungen treffen wird, die für eine radikale Verbesserung der wirtschaftlichen notwendig sind. Die Haushaltslage ist ein einziges Desaster. Die kostspieligen Sozialreformen sind halb implementiert - jede Abkehr davon würde noch mehr kosten. Die Kanzlerfrage der CDU/CSU ist immer noch nicht einvernehmlich gelöst. Und der designierte Koalitionspartner hat es wieder einmal nicht geschafft, sich als eine Alternative zu präsentieren. Der alternative Koalitionspartner, die Grünen oder besser Joschka Fischer, sind leider durch die Visaaffäre geschwächt.

Tja, vielleicht kann die SPD den Wählern glauben machen, dass sie die notwendige Durchsetzungsmacht besitzt, das Ruder herum zu reißen. Doch haben sie dazu das notwendige Personal? Sind die derzeitigen Entscheidungsträger noch haltbar?

Whiffle Ball

It seems as if I have a new favourite team sport: Whiffle Ball

It is a slightly deviated form of Baseball, which is played with a plastic bat and plastic balls on a smaller field etc. Okay, there are quite some changes to the original baseball rules. But it is fun.

I first played it some weeks ago at a friend's kind-of-baseball-game / welcome-back-party / barbecue / sit-together-around-a-fire-bin. Back then, we all thought, that the host would make up the rules. Therefore I was surprised, when I googled Whiffle Ball and I actually found "his" rules.

This time I scored more than one run. Our team's performance would have been even better had they not chosen me as pitcher. I am such a lousy pitcher... First it was kind of okay, but then it was just terrible... Anyway, when the game was called due to heavy rain, we were still in the lead and thus our team won ;-)


The secret of our success: The famous Late Night Training Session for Whiffle Ball



Then the best part started: Stories from 10 years in Africa. I love those stories! And I liked the people who were there. It was a wonderful Saturday.


My absolutely favourite story: Iron Oak and Poo-Poo on a Train in the Mauretanian Desert... Yesterday's version was by far the best ;-)

Friday, May 20, 2005

neo-Nazi Spammails

These retarded idiots have been annoying me with their stupid spam shit since last weekend. I hope that the sources are soon detected and the worm exstinguished.

http://www.heise.de/newsticker/meldung/59562
http://www.heise.de/english/newsticker/news/59588
http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_126243.htm

Furthermore, those retarded assholes should better go back to school and learn German. It seems to be a challenge to use the German imperativ properly. It is not "Lese!" but "Lies!". Anyway there is so much more wrong with those guys.

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Random nonsense...

I do not know, but Emin Pasha is just a strange place. I mean, it is close and the food is okay but I still do not find it extraordinary. Tonight, the meat was okay but not as I ordered. Well, but I should not forget where I am. Honestly, I do not understand the hype about it. In any other city of the world it would be an average restaurant, but here? Here, everybody goes there. It is probably because most "older" expatriates do not know what else to do.

Anyway, something completely different: (J., M. , A., M., C., D., G., J. - it is not about you and your past/present girl friends and my "attitude" towards them or the circumstances you got together respectively, I assume those issues are past issues. Let's have a beer!) Apparently, acquaintances and friends of mine seem to have the same taste as me. I would say, even here although I definitely lowered my standards in this part of the world. When I had dinner with a friend of mine, he was telling me this story and I realised that he was so right.

By the way: Is it politically correct to lent "(T)Raumschiff Surprise" to a homosexual? Whatever, I do not care. As soon as I have the CD back, I will give him the CD and ask him to watch it ;-)

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Great day.

1) A friend, that I thought I lost, contacted me although I made that stupid mistake.

2) I solved some technical challenges in the office.

3) Frankfurt had just minor comments on my draft for the technical and financial offer that I submitted!!!

4) I met a very good dancer and I gave her my number to pass it on to her dancing teacher. I might start "real" dancing again. I am excited!

5) I decided that I would not mind if I could not stay in Uganda beyond August 2005.

Well, if I can stay longer than August I would continue dancing here; but in Germany I would join again my judo club and I could continue to work on my Dan-grade. Furthermore, I would have a job in the “real” world and if I want I can go back again into the aid world. Thus, I asked for some interviews in Germany and I even applied for some other “real” jobs. I am looking forward to receiving their feedback. And I am already curious about the common salary levels and overall packages. I would really like to get a nice company car ;-)

However, if I stayed here in Uganda, I would not mind either. I really like it. I like my colleagues and moreover I have found some very nice group of friends. And honestly, I am not sure whether there are that many left in Frankfurt. There it was always a kind of challenge to find people to go out with. In this village that is a piece of cake. Moreover, sometimes it is a challenge to meet all social obligations.

Speaking of obligations: Due to my bad conscious, I invited someone for dinner in Kampala’s most expensive restaurant. After sending the email I realised that one might misinterpreted it. Well, I’ll see how it works out.

Monday, May 16, 2005

I made a big mistake.

Several weeks ago I saw one email on my laptop screen, which I was not supposed to see. Firstly, it was neither written by nor to me and secondly, because it contained some personal notes about me.[1]

I do not know, why I just did not close that Explorer window, which was accidentally still open. Now, I wish I had. It was just too tempting. I immediately knew, that it would have consequences and now I am facing them. But leaving an email open in a browser window is as if you leave a salary cheque on the office desk. Who does not have a look at it? And if you see your name[2], it becomes even more tempting. I did not resist that temptation, I admit.

I have tried to disclose my mistake before personally and failed (last time last weekend). Well, fortunately some basic techniques still work. Tell someone not to tell something and it is told. Honestly, I felt relieved when I saw the inescapable email this morning.

I am not sure, whether I will ever manage to be forgiven. For my part, I am still disappointed about myself having broken some of my most sacred principles.





[1] That was not a very nicely worded description of my person, but that is not the point here and it had not changed my attitude.

[2] And that is interesting too: You always see your name in a text – regardless of its length.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Absolutely not politically correct but funny.

Check this out: http://photo.krimp.com/fun/index.html

Some translations:
fun_001
If he would drive part-time he could longer...

fun_002
He licks, will be blown.

fun_004
Naked, I look even better

fun_005
3x daily. That is something.

fun_029
"I do wear no underwear." - "Oh, my God. She is also forgetful..."

fun_037
And you would really like to call God?

Question: What is fellatio?
A: Egyptian Farmer
B: Peanut Butter Cream
C: Convent School Pupil
D: A Wicked Thing

fun_046
I wished, I could understand this Dutch sentence - ah.. who cares?
Oh, just found the translation: "You are driving your car. Are you allowed to stay behind the bicycle?"

Monday, May 09, 2005

TV Series

My Top10 TV Series[1]

  1. Friends
  2. Alles Atze (German)
  3. Scrubs
  4. E.R.
  5. CSI
  6. Sex and the City
  7. Rita (German)
  8. Seinfeld
  9. Bill Cosby
  10. Roseanne

___________________

[1] You may recognise that I post randomly around today. Well, actually I am waiting for some enlightening for a statistical challenge that I am facing… And just 53 minutes to go until E.R. starts ;-) Fortunately, I will move into a house soon and I will not have a TV over there just a ISDN flat rate internet connection …

The Simple Life - II

This is just as terrible as the Jerry Springer Show. How can anybody be soo stupid or simple minded? Fortunately it was over after five minutes...

8th May 1945 - 2005

What am I supposed to write about this historic date? Am I supposed to comment on it? Maybe. Personally, I am glad that the cruel Nazi regime was finally stopped 60 years ago. What did I do yesterday? I attended a public show of "Der Untergang"- a German movie (with English subtitle), which describes the last days of the Nazi regime in the bunker in Berlin.

I am not sure whether it was appropriate - Germans seem always to worry about, whether their behaviour is appropriate against the historic background and I am no exemption[1] - however, I was deeply moved about the cruelty of the Nazis and shocked about the cruelty of wars in general and that on in particular. It has definitely re-enforced my disgust of all kinds of extremism and fundamentalism.


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[1] Next Friday, "Hotel Ruanda" will be shown during a fundraising dinner ball with some of the actors in Munyonyo (ticket: 150,000 UGX). I will not attend this function and I do not know why, but I find that inappropriate.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

So, street light poles move...

-----Original Message-----
From: E... A... M...
Sent: Thursday, May 05, 2005 2:55 PM
To: ALL STAFF
Subject: ACCIDENT

Car No UAF 323....., Toyota Corona, parked near the Stanbic ATM (BOU building) has had an accident. Was hit by a street light pole. If the car belongs to any staff member, please check on it.

Hitch - The Date Doctor (II)

A note for those who think that the tips given in the movie Hitch could be immediately applied in Uganda: It is not possible!

Take for example the fumbling of the keys which is supposed to be a sign that rather than wanting to step into her house/apartment immediately the woman wants to start necking[1] instead with her date. In Uganda there are gates and guards at the houses and you have no keys[2]… alternatively, the woman of your heart lives in an apartment. Then she has keys but it is the same as with a house: first you have to pass the guards at the gates and there she needs no keys, so there is no fumbling with them…

Some might be interested in knowing how I came up with this. Well, I used one word in an apparently inappropriate context, when I told my new British colleague to treat his laptop nicely by “fondling its keyboard”. Then my synapsis started to connect randomly and I ended up asking my colleague for synonyms for “herumfummeln” in English; “to fumble” was among them; that was used in Hitch; we are in Uganda; that is how the story goes...



[1] In the Queen’s great country “to neck” has a different meaning which caused some laughter, when I used that word at a party recently. I used in the sense of “to down”.

[2] You may have a walkie-talkie into which you secretly mumble a codeword/-phrase which a) wakes up the guard and b) safely clears your way to your premises. Since those are usually used by Amercians, the codewords/-phrases are like “Peachtree State”, “Redsox sucks”, “Whitesox rocks”…

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Frauen...

Ich habe nun den Bestseller "Mann-Frau" gelesen, aber gelernt habe ich anscheinend wenig. Da hatte ich gestern wieder einmal meinen üblichen Damenbesuch, weil a) Sex and the City lief (letzte Folge, letzte Staffel) und b) ihr Computer schrott war (Festplatte gab angeblich komische Laute von sich). Also sie kam nachdem Sex and the City vorbei war, und ihr Computer ließ sich einwandfrei starten... und nach eineinhalb Stunden schlief sie auf meinem Sofa ein - nur der Vollständigkeit halber: Ich saß im Sessel bzw. vor meinem Computer.

Ich werde aus der Frau nicht schlau. Ich dachte, ich sei gut zum Schokolade transportieren, Computerprobleme lösen, Essen kaufen, TV-Fernbedienung überlassen und mehr nicht. Ich meine (das ist nun schon sehr Englisch oder? - "I mean"), ich spreche in der Öffentlichkeit so wenig wie möglich mit ihr und sie ebenso, und trotzdem werde ich sie nicht los. Und das, obwohl sie mich Anfang des Jahres noch als pummeligen, kleinen deutschen Idioten bezeichnete ...

Nach meinem Tanzkurs werde ich mich wohl wieder im Irish Pub blicken lassen. Dort ist es auch nett und eine Freundin will mich immer noch als zweites Versuchskaninchen für Ihre Dating Agency verkuppeln. Bei meinem Freund hat das auf Anhieb geklappt... Aber nachdem sie einige Details über meine nicht vorhandenen Beziehungen erfuhr, meinte sie nur: "You are going to be a real challenge." - Tja, ich hatte nichts anderes erwartet ;-)

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

So... some MPs believe Uganda needs donor support...

It was funny discussing with colleagues whether it is morally okay to leave the country and withdraw all financial grant committments, if a country's president wishes this.

Usually one argues that people who cannot decide on their own (for wahtever reason) must be protected from themselves. But does this also hold true for souvereign countries?


Please read the following article from today's The Monitor:

May 3, 2005
MPs disagree with Museveni over aid By Mercy Nalugo & Agnes Nandutu PARLIAMENT — Many members of Parliament yesterday contested President Yoweri Museveni’s assertion that Uganda can do away with donor aid. The mostly opposition MPs interviewed at Parliament yesterday said Uganda needs donors not only for development but also to maintain international relations.

The Vice-chairperson of the Parliamentary Budget Committee, Mr James Mwandha (Disabled Eastern), said Uganda cannot afford to be an island. “Even if we were not borrowing money from Britain, we still need them for international relations. You cannot simply talk like that because no country can afford to tell off other countries and they get away with it,” Mwandha said.

Museveni in his speech to commemorate the International Labour Day on Sunday said Uganda could do without donor aid if the Uganda Revenue Authority plugs the leakages and controls tax evasion. “If we get a GDP (Gross Domestic Product) collection ratio of 24 percent, we shall not need this ignominious practice of dealing with these so-called donors,” Museveni said.

The President’s comments come days after the British government announced last week that it had withheld Shs17 billion of aid citing concerns about the handling of several aspects of the country’s political transition.
Mwandha said Kenya has reduced its dependency on donors to 10 percent. Kenya came increasingly under donor criticism for failing to open up political space under President Daniel arap Moi’s reign.

“He (the president) is correct but provided we are disciplined. Public administration covers 18 percent of the national budget, which is too much. The Defence expenditure of 11 percent is still too high,” Mwandha said.

The chairperson of the Budget committee Ms Beatrice Kiraso (Kabarole) said that if the donors stopped sponsoring the country’s budget, it would cause a budget deficit as donor funds go directly to the consolidated fund for funding certain activities in the budget.
“The country’s overall budget would be affected. As a country we cannot stand on our own without donor support,” Kiraso said.

The chairperson of Parliament’s Finance Committee, Maj. Bright Rwamirama (Isingiro North) said the President’s remarks would dent the relationship between Uganda and the development partners.
“At the moment we cannot survive without international aid because we are among the least developed countries. We still need good relationship with donors because we desperately need them,” he said.

Mr Odonga Otto (Aruu) said President Museveni’s remarks are endangering the country for the sake of his third term bid. “Why did it take him long to say that Uganda does not need donors? We should not bite the hand that feeds us. Museveni’s desire for a third term must not be at the expense of Ugandans’ lives,” he said.

Mr Patrick Amuriat (Kumi) called upon President Museveni to maintain a good relationship with the development partners until Uganda is able to collect enough in terms of GDP. “Such remarks from the head of state are disastrous especially when 52 percent of our budget is on the good will of donors,” he said.

Mr Francis Epatait (Ngora) said the donors should not be abused when they question whether the money given to Uganda is being used judiciously. “For Museveni to scoff at donors like that is being shameless and it should be stopped. If he does not need donors, Ugandans need them. Museveni is not being appreciative of the support donors have given to Uganda for all these years,” he said.

Mr Abdu Katuntu said, “The only response to Museveni’s remarks is to abuse him.”
Movement MPs said much as Uganda needed the donor aid, it was not proper for them to dictate over the country. Mr Ofwono Yeri (Tororo Municipality) said, “Donors should not give us money with restrictions.”

Uganda’s representative to the Pan African Parliament Ms Loyce Bwambale (women Kasese) supported President Museveni’s remarks saying Uganda’s democracy should not be dictated by the standards of UK. “I am equally frustrated with donors. Britain looted us and instead of paying us back, they are shouting at us. We call upon them to understand our democracy,” she said.

Mr Sebalu Sitenda (Kyadondo East) said, the donors should not hide under aid to bring turmoil in our country. “This is a sovereign country which should manage its political affairs,” he said.
The Chairman of the National Economy Committee Mr Nathan Mafabi (Budadiri West) said if government does not redesign its programmes, Uganda cannot do without donor funding.

“As the chairman of the National Economy Committee have told Museveni to start borrowing money for development and not consumption. How do you borrow money to pay off people and announce that we can do without donors? Museveni is just endangering the relationship that we have with our development partners and he should stop it,” he said.

Mr Augustine Ruzindana (Ruhama) said Museveni’s remarks were just jokes. “He is aware that his government cannot do without donors, but he is just joking. Can Uganda alone sustain the health sector and many other sectors?” he asked.
Cecilia Ogwal said the President could have made remarks while he was out of his mood.

She said the president was expressing his disappointment to the donors since they are against his third term bid. “He is disappointed that he lied to donors who have invested much into democracy.

Monday, May 02, 2005

Some good personal news...

I am going to stay in Uganda until at least end of August 2005.

So, I think I have to buy a goat and start training it for the Royal Ascot Goat Race...

So,..., Uganda does not need donors...interesting.

This is just funny and one should really give it a try. What would happen, if donors would withdraw their financial support for six months?

Please read these illustrative articles in today's papers:

The Monitor May 2 , 2005
We can do without donor aid - Museveni By Frank Nyakairu KAMPALA — President Yoweri Museveni has said Uganda can do without donor aid if the Uganda Revenue Authority (URA) plugs the leakages and controls tax evasion. In his speech to commemorate the International Labour Day, Museveni said yesterday he has been convinced by the top management of URA that the country can do without donor aid. JOB DONE: Bukenya (L), Premier Apolo Nsibambi (C) and Labour Minister Bakoko Bakoru leave Kololo airstrip yesterday (PPU photo). The managers, he said, told him that URA's tax collection for March this year had overshot the target by Shs40 billion. "I recently met the entire new management of URA, they think that by stopping leakages in tax collection we can move to 18 percent GDP growth," Museveni said in a speech read for him by Vice President Prof. Gilbert Bukenya. The President is on a tour of western Uganda.
"This would translate into approximately Shs270 billion if the economy continues to grow at 5 or 6 percent. If we get a GDP (Gross Domestic Product) collection ratio of 24 percent, we shall not need this ignominious practice of dealing with these so-called donors," Museveni said. "Those [donors'] meddling is responsible for the perpetuation of terrorism in northern Uganda, load shedding and the removal of tax holidays for our investors." Museveni's comments come days after the British government announced last week that it had withheld Shs17 of aid billion citing concerns about the handling of several aspects of the country's political transition. Donors have queried defence spending and in the past the World Bank pulled out of funding the power project at Bujagali. Both moves have infuriated the President. A statement from the British High Commission last week said Britain was also particularly unhappy with the progress made towards establishing a level playing field for parties in the country.
The government on Friday shot back. The Minister of Information, Dr James Nsaba Buturo told The Monitor that if Britain is to give aid to Uganda, it should be without strings attached. The donors have increasingly criticised several aspects of the transition including the proposed constitutional amendments especially about lifting of presidential term limits to allow a third term for President Museveni. At yesterday’s celebrations KCC’s controversial sale of land belonging to the NSSF took centre stage. "That land should come back to the workers. KCC's decision to sell it should be rescinded," Labour minister Bakoko Bakoru said. The chairman of the National Organisation of Trade Unions, Mr David Nkojjo called on employers to stop using job experiences as conditions for employment."

From The New Vision
Donors can’t dictate to us, HELLO: Bukenya greets Nsibambi at Kololo yesterday By Fortunate Ahimbisibwe

PRESIDENT Museveni yesterday blasted donors, saying they could not continue to direct how the country should be managed.

“The so-called donors cannot continue to show us how we should manage the country,” he said.

In a speech read by Vice-President Prof. Gilbert Bukenya at the Labour Day celebrations, Museveni said the donors’ continued interference had partially perpetuated terrorism in the north.

Museveni said Uganda would cease to need the donors if the Uganda Revenue Authority (URA) became able to stop tax leakages and evasions.

He said he would oversee URA operations himself, to ensure efficiency.

“Recently, I met the management of URA and their thinking is that if we can stop leakages in tax collection, we shall move to 18% of GDP. This would translate to approximately sh270b if the economy continues to grow at five to six percent,” he said.

He added, “If we achieve a GDP ratio of 24%, we shall not need the practice of dealing with donors, whose meddling is partly responsible for perpetration of terrorism in the north, load-shedding and removal of tax holidays for investors that affected our development tempo.”

The British government on Friday said it had withheld five million pounds (about sh6.5b) in aid due to Uganda’s failure to progress towards establishing a fair basis for multipartyism.

The British High Commission said the money was part of 40 million pounds for the financial year 2004/5. Donors contribute 52% of the national budget.
Museveni said trade-related facilitation was a better way of working with donors.

The Labour Day celebrations were held at Kololo airstrip in Kampala. The theme of the poorly-attended function was “Youth Employment: An engine to National Development.”

Premier Prof. Apolo Nsibambi, labour minister Bakoku Bakoru, energy minister Syda Bbumba, and state ministers Dr. Alex Kamugisha (health), Henry Obbo (labour), Maria Mutagamba (water), Naiga Ssekabira (disability) and less than 10 MPs attended. About half the chairs in the VIP section were unoccupied and ordinary people were asked to take them.

A URA report recently revealed that the total revenue collection in March was sh1.36b against a target of sh1.32b.
Bakoku said she had presented the national employment policy to Cabinet for consideration.

“We shall have a national employment policy by next year. this year our focus is on youth employment,” she said. Published on: Monday, 2nd May, 2005

A donor walkout would hit urban areas hardest WITHHELD FUNDS: Blair’s UK By Paul Busharizi

ANALYSIS

UGANDA'S urban class will suffer the brunt of a return to 1980s-like commodity scarcities and joblessness if the specter of a donor walkout materialises, analysts say.

Last week, Britain announced it was withholding five million pounds (sh17b) after Uganda fell short on pre-agreed targets that would smoothen the transition to multi-party democracy.

The funds were part of a 40 million pound-package agreed for the 2004/2005 financial year.
Another 50 million pounds agreed with the Government comes up for review in September.

However, if Uganda meets the targets, it would be eligible to benefit from the withheld funds.
Britain is one of the biggest donors among nations that contributed almost $850m to Government coffers in 2003/2004, about 48% of Uganda’s budget.

“If there was a donor pull-out tomorrow, the shilling would just collapse,” dfcu senior forex dealer David Bagambe, said.

“We import more than we export so the difference required to sustain our imports comes from donor funds. A withdrawal of these funds would see the shilling depreciate dramatically,” he said.

In 2003/04, Uganda’s imports valued at $1.874b were double the export receipts of $927m.
In addition, there is an annual estimated $500m coming in from Ugandans living abroad.

An increase in the dollar rate would lead to high inflation rates since more expensive imports, especially fuel, would trigger price increases in every sector of the economy.

Last week, fuel companies announced the second increment in a month on fuel prices, citing rising world oil prices and a depreciating shilling.

“As a result, you can expect job losses,” a senior economist said.
“Our factories use a lot of imported inputs. If their product prices increase, demand will fall and they will have to cut jobs or close.

“Never mind that most of our traders deal in imported merchandise and they will go out of business too,” he said.
In the short term, a combination of across the board job losses and galloping inflation would hit urban populations hardest.

“The most immediate losers will be people in the civil service who have access to these funds and then the rest of the urban population,” said Walugembe Musoke, the head of the economic unit in the Vice-President’s Office.

“But in the long term, the rural people will suffer as the urban areas expropriate even the little the rural people are earning,” he said.

To try and plug the hole in the budget that would follow a donor pull-out, the Government would have to drastically cut its expenditure as well as find ways to mobilise resources locally.
Budget cuts can be expected in public administration, which consumes more funds than defence, agriculture or health.
Tax revenues may suffer as a result of a depressed economic environment.

“The mechanism is there to mobilise resources. The bond market is up and running,” said Stephen Kaboyo, Bank of Uganda deputy director for domestic financial markets.

“Kenya suffered a donor pull-out more than 10 years ago, but they survived by activating their bond market,” he said.

Last year, the Bank of Uganda launched a bond programme whose main function is to control inflation by mopping up excess liquidity, but which can be used to fund Government expenditure.

However, borrowing from the public would raise Government expenditure and not help the inflation situation. Published on: Monday, 2nd May, 2005

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Essanja Hat (hat made of a coat and dry banana leaves)

I do not want to comment on the lifting of the third term limit for presidents of the Republic of Uganda. This is up to the people to decide. They should be granted the right to freely express their opinion on this issue and it should follow the appropriate (legal) political processes. And if President Museveni was elected again under those circumstances, it would be fine because it would be the people's will.

However, what I want to comment on is this terrible symbol one choose to symbol the support of the Third Term. Who decided on dried banana leaves? What is it about this half rotten leaves, which supposedly even carry plant diseases? It looks just ugly. If was the president of any country and someone would chose dried banana or any other plant's dired leaves as a symbol of support, I would definitely reject it and either hire a PR manager or fire the present. Come on, this is not only ugly, I would also associate decay rather than anything else with it.

Well, but fortunatel, I am not the President and thus I am not forced to wear essanja hats...

1st May 1985 (II)

So, I decided to do something different on 30th April. But instead of going to a supposedly "chaotically wild" fun-party, where I would not have known anybody, and which was considered as a farewell-party , I went to a more relaxed kind-of-baseball-game/welcome-back-party/barbecue/sit-together. That was fun until like 11.00 p.m. then I became sentimental and I stopped drinking completely (well, honestly, I had not been really drinking before). And around midnight I just wanted to go home.

I wonder why, I am still become so sad on 1st May. I mean come on, my mother died 20 years ago. I am an adult, I finished school, apprenticeship and university and in principle I could already have my own family. Besides I have "another" mother since 18 years.

Sometime I wonder, whether my life would have been really different with my “real” mum. Probably, it would have been. But who knows. I remember two things, she wanted me to accomplish and so far I only managed to learn to dance fairly well. And I also remember me pretending to play, while watching the late President Ronald Reagan’s state visit to Germany, but actually listening to the adults around noon, when our pastor came and tried to condolence and I thought “Your boss is just not fair. I have been praying and been good and all those things and he takes my mum.” And he told me that God’s decisions are sometimes hard to understand but one day I would understand him. Honestly, I still do not understand it.

Anyway. That is it. I have to overcome this. But I really did not feel like partying with the cool crowd today/yesterday and I am sure I will not do it in the future...